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Trek Demotivational Poster

THE CAPTAIN - Because the captain can do what he wants.

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 25, 2016, 11:51 pm
He looks like Jeremiah Fink from BioShock : Infinite. GFood stuff.
sacho - November 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
the hat could be sort of ahab from moby dick. but the moustashe? i think not..
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:16 am
stop using ms paint for these, the quality goes in the toilet

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am

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Rating: 2.76/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:12 am
If you're going to retcon, retcon well.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:57 am
Meh. I think it makes the old Star Trek bridge look out of place. Like the Enterprise (seen here) was in a wreck so they had to fly around in a hoopdie later on.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 3:18 am
I like it. It looks like the old trek made slightly more plausible.
2Hotty - October 28, 2008, 1:04 am
what have they done to the bridge?!?!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 3:51 am
Yeah, that's actor Chris Pine, the new Kirk. Movie comes out next May. Zachary Quinto (Sylar on Heroes) plays Spock. I'm psyched, though cautiously so.
Jungie - October 23, 2008, 1:33 am
It's from JJ Abrams' prequel movie.
pro - October 22, 2008, 5:44 pm
Looks like it could be from "Star Wreck" (http://www.starwreck.com/).
Johnny - October 22, 2008, 5:17 pm
Was this a joke or are they really bringing back Star Trek?

STAR TREK VS STAR WARS - Porn for geeks.

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Rating: 3.32/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 3:17 am
Let's leave Vader out of this, he's limited. How about Kirk vs. Emperor Palatine? Kirk would be toast.
mikeloeven - September 25, 2012, 3:46 pm
Darth Vader's ship wins in the mines bigger category
AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:12 pm
Kirk beats Vader by replacing his duracell batteries with everreadies.

Captain Kirk -

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Whitecamry - February 5, 2013, 8:17 am
He's directly descended from Sterling Archer.
Woody - July 3, 2009, 8:15 pm
All bow down to him..... he is Epic, truly... truly, EPIC!!! Gosh, man!!! This Mofu.... is Epic all rolled in to one. Pass!!!!!! all the way pass!!!
Hasiano - December 2, 2008, 6:54 am
Epic doesnt even come close dude
john doe - October 22, 2008, 9:33 am
epic win.


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Rating: 3.84/5

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NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!

CAPTAIN, I THINK WE HAVE A PROBLEM. - We're all out of scotch.

BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.

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Rating: 4.65/5

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Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
One lion for every black cat I have.


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Rating: 4.79/5

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evodmasters - January 14, 2011, 12:39 pm
If someone did a fan episode of this, I would watch it.
motinet - January 11, 2011, 10:35 am



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Rating: 3.44/5

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koradan - July 6, 2009, 12:24 pm
Toussaint - February 17, 2009, 10:00 am
Good ol Klingons, they are good for a quote.
Cubbybear - February 6, 2009, 7:48 pm

SECOND-IN-COMMAND FACEPALM - When the boss doesn't realize how full of fail he really is

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Rating: 3/5

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DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 4:14 pm
Its a different pic, from the same scene, but a different pic. Still not funny though.
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 4:10 pm
jam1977, 2nd time you've used this same pic in 2 days. find a new one

DUELING FACEPALMS - When you're not the only one who realizes how dumb that truly was

Expendability -

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:34 am
It's McCoy, right? He's been dead for a decade. R.I.P.


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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 14, 2013, 1:30 pm
(re: poster) Oh, BURN! I was just saying how I never thought I'd become a trekkie... but J.J. Abrams changed that by changing the past... That's right. God only knows what'll happen now.
coldinjected - February 9, 2011, 11:41 am
I agree necro and I would sign that petition Feral!!! Let's get on that, my friend.
Feralpumpkin - February 9, 2011, 2:06 am
In fairness though who doesn't want an Epic WKRP Movie!
necronomicronic - February 9, 2011, 12:58 am
That movie is a stand-alone triumph of cinematography. Even if I had no idea what was going on in either saga I would have given a high rating. 5 fascinating plot devices
coldinjected - February 8, 2011, 9:57 am
Maybe he doesn't like any sci fi/drama and wishes for an epic WKRP in Cincinatti movie.
Feralpumpkin - February 8, 2011, 4:43 am
his point was that he hates all sci fi and in fact wished for an epic TJ Hooker movie...
coldinjected - February 6, 2011, 8:16 pm
Analyze all you want scotts... it appears by the rating most people got it. But thank you. Not sure what your point was.
scotts13 - February 5, 2011, 10:37 am
Which TV series recently got made into an "epic" movie? Certainly not the one shown. And what's this other trilogy they're talking about? Ruining Star Wars is over and done with.


JOB APPLICATIONS - Even Mr. Sulu lied on his.

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R.S.Jake - June 7, 2010, 11:12 am
I JUST saw Star Trek, I know, I know, where the hell have I been, right? Anyway, I couldn't figure out where I had seen him before! Thanks!, Oh, and great poster too. 5 Oh My!'s
CANADA - June 5, 2010, 1:04 pm
Love these posters! 5L
CoolioIndeed - June 5, 2010, 12:58 pm
Thanks. Apparently these tower posters are right in my wheelhouse.
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:13 am
Knocked it out of the park, Coolio
palmat - June 5, 2010, 2:15 am
=)) so damn funny
Faceplant31 - June 4, 2010, 6:31 pm
Amsome collio. Always enjoy seeing the fakes you create!

dad's revenge -

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Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 17, 2014, 2:15 pm
Fo? I've heard of pig Latin, but not fo.
MissPriss - February 17, 2014, 10:57 am
When I was in grade school, we learned and all spoke fo. Drove my parents crazy cuz they never knew what the hell we were saying. And worse they never knew if we were talking about them...teehee.

WE ARE THE BORG - All your base are belong to us

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Rating: 3.2/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 8:59 am
Woodyism #153
union - August 9, 2009, 7:09 am
That is exactly how Patrick Stewart speaks.
arsonking14 - August 9, 2009, 12:10 am

SCOTTY - A Chief Engineers Job Is Never Done

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Rating: 4.58/5

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Oldsod - November 14, 2013, 8:33 pm
So wrong...so very, very wrong...lol!
tjhawk - July 8, 2010, 6:54 pm
Faceplant31 - July 8, 2010, 1:43 pm
The pic is worth 5L by itself. Nice one.

Reality -

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Rating: 4.71/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:28 am
Written syfy predated A Trip To The Moon by millennia.
nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:13 am
Star Trek was okay, but Star Wars is better. Also, A Trip To The Moon was the movie that started the SyFy genre and took the first step into the Final Frontier.
MissPriss - December 6, 2013, 2:05 am
The original series! The baby that took the 1st step into a new frontier? You sir must give your head a shake for me...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:38 am
Can handle ANY Star Trek series, EXCEPT the Kirk Series. The movies were better, minus the first Star Trek film in the 70s.

SPOCK - Builds mnemonic memory circuits using stone knives and bearskins.... You don't

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Rating: 3.04/5

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Ag218 - February 19, 2009, 8:39 am
You didn't have to rub it in...

SHE'S GREEN? - That'll do.


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Rating: 4.1/5

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DonTarsin - July 28, 2010, 2:00 pm
I knew it! You just CAN'T resist them. To...yummy... must... !!cough!!


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Rating: 3.33/5

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hi bye - January 2, 2009, 8:28 am
that boy is hung.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 31, 2008, 3:17 pm
Heresy! ...but funny.


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twill1962 - October 16, 2012, 10:12 pm
Considering this couple has a kid, that means they CAN'T be virgins! FAIL!


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Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!

WHY STAR TREK IS UNREALISTIC - No Frenchman could be as badass as Jean-Luc Picard

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Rating: 4.75/5

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Cyberhagen - July 5, 2011, 3:24 pm
I still don't get the casting of Patrick Stewart as a Frenchman. They should've changed Picard's character's name to something British.
Reality Lord - July 2, 2011, 5:25 pm

ahhhh the eternal Kirk vs Picard argument. two words...shoulder roll...FTW!
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 9:23 am
The actor might have been a brit but the character was a french decendant. Jean-luc might not be as eager as Kirk to get into a brawl but he has flexed his muscle plenty in TNG
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
oops, meant he wasnt a badass
bassman007 - July 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
Picard was a badass, Kirk could whoop him any day!
Cloudchaser - July 1, 2011, 12:40 pm
The actor who played him was actually British

RED SHIRT - Dead Man Walking!


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Rating: 2.69/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-analytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?

SPOCK - Likes the little girls

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Da5id - July 20, 2009, 1:53 pm
Strange... I could be Vulcan.

24th Century Glitches -


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steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 12:00 am
If it came down to troops, it would be a draw. The red shirts are more vulnerable than kittens in an iron lung while the stormtroopers couldn't hit the broad side of a death star.
stinger360 - July 31, 2012, 5:50 pm
Uh, not to be anal here, but that isn't Kirk's ship, it's Picard's....who would lose.
Titanpb - April 3, 2011, 2:48 pm
star trek < star wars
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 10:59 pm
weve also got a little fighter sized thing that can destroy suns, so WHAT NOW! also WHOS GOT THE JEDI?
scott denny - January 8, 2010, 6:24 pm
Or while they where charging their weapons to engage, Chuck Norris would just kick through both ships. Then Jason Statham would destroy Chuck. Logical outcome.
Preacher Man - January 8, 2010, 3:19 pm
What would really happen? While they were both distracted with fighting, Mal Reynolds would fly Serenity in and rob them both blind.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 2:18 pm
Star Wars needs a ship the size of a small planet, to destroy a planet. Star Trek : Just needed one Romulan civilian mining ship and a single drop of Red Matter. Yeah, Suck it.
scott denny - January 7, 2010, 1:48 pm
Photon torpedoes. Kirk and Picard would murder Vader and Maul where they stand.
urzaknight - January 7, 2010, 1:00 pm
Star Wars is the winner
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:01 pm
lol, great reference. In Wing, though, one shot from a Gundam could take out a whole damn space colony. Quatre did it. They were a tad overpowered in that series. lol
Zed - January 3, 2010, 4:25 pm
Dunno, I preferred the Space Battleship Yamato over the Gundams.
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 1:30 pm
There's no need to bicker, my fellow nerds, for we can all find common ground here. We can all agree that both vessels are equally inferior to Gundams.
bubbalou - January 3, 2010, 10:17 am
I know exactly who would win and the answer is quite obvious, if you think about it: Bruce Campbell. "The good, the bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Zed - December 26, 2009, 5:50 pm
In the words of Bugs Bunny: "Shaddup, Timmie".
Gladius - December 26, 2009, 7:38 am
"Zed - December 4, 2009, 5:20 am It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a cla*s of Naval vessel, idiot." Comedy. A situation resulting when a fool calls someone an idiot. Lolol
Spangle - December 7, 2009, 11:50 pm
Am I the only one who reckons it looks more like Voyager?
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:21 am
Sorry, "Star Destroyer", not "Sat Destroyer". Typo.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:20 am
It's a "Sat Destroyer" in that it's a Destroyer that is also a Starship, not that it destroys stars. A destroyer is a class of Naval vessel, idiot.
Me - November 5, 2009, 2:18 pm
The federation. They always win and the empire always loses.
BongoBongo - November 4, 2009, 6:41 pm
The empire would call in the super-class star destroyers. game over
snow - October 3, 2009, 1:52 am
i would think that the star destroyer would rape that ship any day
Derek - September 30, 2009, 6:54 pm
The Federation have much better record
Logic Man - August 3, 2009, 1:25 pm
Vader would beat the borg, but Riker and I would destroy vader's empire!
Agent K - July 20, 2009, 4:45 pm
ansteve Vader would decimate the borg
Phelps - July 15, 2009, 5:18 am
Riker clearly stated in an episode that lasers of any kind couldn't even penetrate the navigation hull, even if they somehow got past the shields. And Q would never let his favorite captain die at the hands of a worthless enemy.
ansteve1 - June 1, 2009, 8:37 pm
didnt he reprogram the test? btw lets see vader take on the borg
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:40 am
Ahhhh, but just as Kirk is snaeky and will figure out how to beat it just like he figured out a way to win the "Kobayashi Maru" scenario at the Academy! AND he'll also get laid while doing it.
Baron von Tofurkey - May 20, 2009, 7:08 pm
ISN star destroyer possesses stronger weapons systems as mentioned, more efficient deflection systems, and anti matter projectors. Love the Big E, but she would lose badly in a head to head firefight, from a purely tactical perspective.
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
besides the star destroyer has the name destroyer in its name, obviously thats not for nothing
me - May 12, 2009, 2:57 am
I think the star destroyer would win because those bad boys were built for firepower and kickin ass where as the enterprise was designed for exploration, even with the enterprises strong defensive weapons, the star destroyer would win.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 27, 2009, 11:40 pm
The Enterprise will win. The Enterprise works on science, while the star destroyer works on bureaucracy and magic, neither of which actually do anything. Besides, if it's the original, they have Spock, if Next Generation, they have Data. Suck it, Vader
LogicDude - March 27, 2009, 2:17 pm
He'll use the Schwartz!!!
Danny - March 27, 2009, 2:12 pm
This one is SO easy - none of them will win. Lone Starr will come in his Winnebago and kick both their asses!
Zephyram - March 27, 2009, 11:59 am
Obviously the advantage in both firepower and maneuverability goes to the Enterprise NCC1701D Hands down, not to mention advanced shielding. The lasers and projectile weapons on the star destroyer, would be like a pikeman taking on an M1 tank
Drenix - March 26, 2009, 6:33 am
Ozzie may play dead.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:10 pm
Thank You Mr. Pirate. I rest my case.
ThePirate - March 24, 2009, 11:07 pm
Denny Crane has never lost
gawd - March 24, 2009, 11:05 pm
while vaders a nazi kurks fucked
Mark - March 24, 2009, 11:01 pm
Marduke - No way! No tag backs! I said he was a Liberal first. Darth was very anti-bible and as for tyranny we only need look to Pennsylvania Avenue now. Kirk a punk? I'll now play the anti-semite card. You're just picking on him because he's Jewish.
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 7:58 pm
They could do a barrel roll!!!
Sean - March 24, 2009, 7:40 pm
Damn. I wish I could have sex. But anywho ... here's what I don't get: whenever two or more space ships meet up in outer space, and kinda have a battle or something, they always have the same "up".
BuZZbomb - March 24, 2009, 7:19 pm
Who would win? While all of you debate this, I'm going to have sex!
Cubbybear - March 24, 2009, 7:02 pm
The Enterprise has Photon torpedoes...'NUFF SAID!
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 6:52 pm
Mark, I wasn't going to go there, so if you must know, Darth Vader was obviously a right wing, bible thumping conservative from the south, hence the tyranny &amp; the incest. But he did turn to the good side (Liberal) just before he died + Kirk's a pu
Mark - March 24, 2009, 5:47 pm
Marduke - Gimme a break. No one kicks Captain Kirk's ass. He always wins eventually. Darth Vader was a Liberal Democrat control freak that let his kids (Luke and Leia) enter into an incestuous relationship.
Marduke - March 24, 2009, 5:30 pm
The Star Destroyer has at least shields and better weapons, besides Vader would kick Kirk's ass.
Toussaint - March 24, 2009, 3:10 pm
The Enterprise has shield, weaponry and the maneuverability.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 12:31 pm
I disagree. The Starship Enterprise is real whereas the Star Destroyer is fictional.
Little Johnny - March 24, 2009, 9:40 am
This one's easy. If you compare the Star Destroyer to an Air Craft Carrier then the Enterprise would be the size of a Volks Wagon Bug. The Star Destroyer would only have to run into the Enterprise to win. No shots fired. Bug on windshield.


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Rating: 3.63/5

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spacedog - October 17, 2009, 11:18 pm
Agreed. Well done Ron.
MrRandom - October 17, 2009, 11:15 pm
And awesome
ICEMAN - October 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
Ok, that's just creepy.
Rollseyes - October 17, 2009, 10:04 pm
Bean as Spock! This made me smile!


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Rating: 3.41/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:20 am
That poster is hot hot HOT!!! Pass all the way!!!!

ILLOGICAL - Having a woman like this...and only boinking her once every seven years.

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Rating: 3.29/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:17 am
If it wasnt for the tags I wouldnt know what you were talking about


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elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip

CAN YOU HEAR IT? - The old Star Trek fight music? Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada da dah, Dada da, da, da, da, da, da dada DA dah...

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spacedog - October 26, 2014, 6:30 pm
I think I've found a bug. The forum button logs me out.
BrokenEye - July 1, 2010, 6:49 pm
Shit dude, I don't even remember what the old Star Trek fight music WAS (and the text doesn't exactly convey audio well).
CANADA - October 20, 2009, 10:00 am
love this poster!
Eternal Lord Jackass - October 20, 2009, 8:52 am
Paul Gibson - October 2, 2009, 1:20 am
No he thinking of Star Trek fight theme where Kirk's shirt inevitably torn. Also Siberian Tigers pretty much just eat lions in the wild where their ranges overlap. And, they're not entirely speciated. Rarely hybrids are seen.
Junior - September 30, 2009, 7:43 pm
it's star wars, not star trek, idiot
LogicDude - September 26, 2009, 3:36 pm
This is epic and upon further inspection has been found to be full of win. 5 Tigers. *guess who I'm betting on?*
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 3:22 pm
O, sure! Bet on the white guy! Racist...*places a bet on the lion*
Smokey - September 26, 2009, 3:18 pm
Taking Bets! My money is on the tiger.

SMILE - It confuses people.

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:47 am
YES! I don't know what's up with all the Star Trek posters (lately?), but that's the best one I've seen. :)

NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER! - The only DECENT thing Tim Allen ever said!

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MO - July 26, 2009, 2:27 pm
He's one up on you, that's for sure...how can you be this retarded?



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tellitlikeitis - July 21, 2011, 12:32 pm
Good one RL. I'm surprised that this book is written by William Shanter. A must look at movie is "Fanboys". Hilarious - Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
THEBRAT - July 20, 2011, 11:12 pm
HAHA, can I just get the book without meeting the Author...? lol Niiice...
Reality Lord - July 20, 2011, 10:33 pm

yeah ice i know...thats why i used trekkies :)
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
Oh yeah, I believe they prefer the term 'Trekker' now. Don't ask how I know.
ICEMAN - July 20, 2011, 9:46 pm
Subtle, RL, subtle.
spacedog - July 20, 2011, 5:51 pm
Hilarious RL. Anyone know where I can find some fresh grawploks? 5 lonely lions.


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DreMagnum - February 2, 2010, 8:13 am
I chuckled so I give it a 4
motifake - February 2, 2010, 8:04 am

This is actually pretty funny. Any posting rule may be broken at mod discretion for funny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:33 am
I never said it did.....he didn't get it ...I explained it......still 1L.
culos - February 2, 2010, 7:12 am
Having seen Startrek doesn't make this a very good poster either. It's not even in proper MOTIFAKE format (Caption - no text)and should not have been approved.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:04 am
Then you should be ashamed.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:49 am
I haven't seen any star trek ever except for part of the new movie
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 12:47 am
Then you haven't seen enough Star Trek.
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 12:35 am
I dont get this



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Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:32 am
WOW! I'd drive those curves any day!!
Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:37 am
...or at one of Naru's costume parties. And even if you DO get invited, odds are you're not her type, being male and all...
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:10 am
Sadly the only places we're likely to see this is in an amateur YouTube or an illegal pornographic version.

GAY ALIENS - Your eyebrows are FABULOUS!



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ICEMAN - November 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Thus quoth Warf... "I am not a merry man" 1L


When Two Nerds Marry -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:55 pm
Borg style? Hmmm, kinki.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:52 pm
S*xterminate! (Wife's idea... yes... she's nerdy too)
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 3:10 pm

How about the Dalek?
MissPriss - June 16, 2013, 9:06 am
Don't forget the Borg! Resistance is futile and safe sex is not an option...teehee.


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PrettyWhenICry - February 28, 2012, 12:08 pm
Reality Lord - February 16, 2012, 9:27 pm

lolz...thnx ice
ICEMAN - February 16, 2012, 8:43 pm
If all else fails MP, read the tags.
MPsniper - February 16, 2012, 8:24 pm
star TREK had phasers. star WARS had blasters.

TREK PORN - And You Thought You Were Getting Troi On Crusher

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Rating: 4.15/5

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javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:46 am
we are all seperate....is there a way that the site could say that.... i do not like catchin flak form people sayin that i create second accounts to get around things.....who is phil2727
GreyScorpion - July 13, 2010, 11:43 am
what about unholysinner, and phil2727?
javalord32 - July 13, 2010, 11:41 am
greasyjizzball and otakugiant are not me again friends on a network with the same ip address

WESLEY CRUSHER 2.0 - Now cuter... and more female

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javalord32 - October 20, 2010, 3:10 pm
i think you mean less female
rerun - April 12, 2010, 8:45 pm

I got wesley crusher robot chicken. google dude smoke the best stuff
thatonechick - April 12, 2010, 8:34 pm
I got "wesley crusher die die die," which is kinda extreme. :S
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
well thank you
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:56 pm
LOL - even if it wasn't a character, it stands as funny just from the caption.
Produceman117 - April 4, 2010, 7:54 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I Googled her and I got the autocompletion "Somebody's jealous"
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:53 pm
You're not joking
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:51 pm
(and it wasn't easy to find someone more effeminate)
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 7:49 pm
It's Naomi Wildman from Star Trek Voyager.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
As I have no idea who this is, I googled her and I got the autocomplection "Wesley Crusher Annoying"
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 4:07 pm
Exactly, night. Hang in there. You're getting it.
NightWatcher - April 4, 2010, 4:05 pm
I do. I guess it's just trial and error.
GreyScorpion - April 4, 2010, 4:04 pm
nicejob NightWatcher, don't you feel better about this than the first 2 you tried to fly? 5L
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 3:55 pm
Well done! To me, Wesley Crusher was always the Scrappy Doo of Star Trek.

RED SHIRTS - Fit only for massacre

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Rating: 4.67/5

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kittywarrior - September 27, 2012, 11:23 pm
that chick in the red dress looks oddly familiar ... like some girl from my school
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 9:20 pm
The girl in the red dress is hot!
dporter8462 - September 24, 2012, 8:32 pm
Green Shirts? Did I miss an episode?
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 5:16 pm
It was to hide the blood and gore back in the 60's censorship.

SCIENCE OFFICERS - The Sexiest Branch Of The Federation

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Rating: 4.17/5

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hootizz - September 30, 2010, 3:33 am
live long and prosper..!!
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 12:52 pm
You. Me. 10 Forward. Now.
pieman - January 28, 2010, 4:41 pm
She made me stand up and salute. Crap I am still at work.
rogueagent - January 28, 2010, 4:33 pm
Report to my ready room commander, and bring the romulan ale. It's time for your performance evaluation.
ICEMAN - January 28, 2010, 12:03 am
Beam me up.

T'POL - I got something she can meld with...

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Rating: 3.56/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:17 pm
... I wanted to read a better line than that. 2L

RUSSIAN INWENTION - Vell, Meester Spock, I em not sure vat eet ees, exactly. But I em sairten thet eet ees a Russian inwention!

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Rating: 3/5

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robbidos - July 7, 2012, 1:31 am
Funny thing is there was an old star trek episode that had a guy with feet kinda like that


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Rating: 2.69/5

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Sean - September 9, 2009, 9:25 pm
This is great. 5. Welcome to the "Retards don't apprecite my haiku club. The fools!" Incidentally, with proper arranging, you'll see that that's also a haiku (up all night working on it).
agdaniele - September 9, 2009, 8:46 pm
I like it. Don't know why, but I like it!
darkangel98s - September 9, 2009, 8:17 pm
I can not tell A lie. For being the first I took part in, this little assignment was painful. I don't do poems
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 6:58 pm
This is a bitch assignment eh DA

RED SHIRT COLOGNE - Because tomorrow my never come

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Rating: 2.14/5

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JDHalfrack - May 30, 2010, 7:49 am
Hey PreacherMan, I agree. But, I made this for a Physics class I teach. We watch Star Trek episodes, and this is always one of the students' favorite episodes because of how annoying Mark Twain is.
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 12:20 am
This ain't the beer guy?
Preacher Man - May 30, 2010, 12:18 am
Not to be a total f'ing geek here, but by the end of that episode, he was impressed with the future. Said it was worth giving up cigars for. Great performance by Jerry Hardin as Twain in a sillier than usual time travel episode.

QUICKLY.. - You are in great danger, you must take that red shirt off immediately

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Rating: 2.33/5

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Worf -

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Rating: 2.31/5

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THE DEBATE - It has just ended.... ....The Empire wins!

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Rating: 4.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - October 25, 2010, 4:11 pm
We will assrape wil wheaton to death ~The Fans...Robot Chicken
agdaniele - October 25, 2010, 10:10 am
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Will Wheaton is Star Trek's Scrappy Doo. Huzzah to the Empire!

NEVER - Let a woman drive


MR. SPOCK - He's such a MAMA"s boy! Gotta love a guy who love's his mama

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Rating: 4.04/5

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BoneCD - January 31, 2010, 10:39 am
5 poodles
okami - January 31, 2010, 5:52 am
Boy, I 'bout collapsed my lungs laughing! Great work!
Woodywood03a - January 31, 2010, 2:37 am
Good one 5L!!!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - January 31, 2010, 1:15 am
Spock's mom used to be Jane Wyman, but got upgraded to Winona Ryder. I'd be her mama's boy. I'd be her pizza delivery boy. I'd be her cabana boy. I'd ...oh you get it.
Derek - January 31, 2010, 12:24 am
As soon as we saw he was a red-shirt we knew he was in trouble.
sickartist - January 30, 2010, 9:00 pm
Beautifully done 5L


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Rating: 3.61/5

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SeanK666 - June 28, 2010, 9:14 am
Not unless you ask the Geeks for directions, and how to fly a spaceship.
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:37 am
much better than i suspect behind the star-trek picture ;)
suenero - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
I'll Roddenbury's idea of paradise over the bible's any day. Roddenbury's future is more hopeful and his message is more positive.

Q - I have to know. . . Do you. . .do you still respect me?

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Rating: 3.56/5

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Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:00 pm
what, come on this is 4/5 material atleast
R.S.Jake - April 27, 2010, 6:06 pm
Q: "What do you mean 'still'?"

KLINGONS - They can be merciful

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Rating: 2.94/5

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KAHN IS SMILING - run...run like hell

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Rating: 2.93/5

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Zed - December 1, 2009, 12:55 am
And here I thought it was the tribble-lined underwear...
spacedog - November 30, 2009, 11:47 pm
He's enjoying the Corinthian leather seats.
CANADA - November 30, 2009, 11:44 pm
noidea what this is aboot! 1L

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION - Which is better Kirk or Picard

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Rating: 2.69/5

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FilthyPhil - December 10, 2011, 4:03 pm
Kirk, Hagar, Wilma, Mrs. Howell
Anima - July 29, 2011, 9:18 am
Hagar, Betty, who the hell are the other two
alazgr8 - July 28, 2011, 1:09 am
"Which" or "who" is better? This not even close to the ultimate question. David Lee Roth or Hagar. Wilma or Betty, Mary Ann or Ginger, that is the question.
Alixian - July 25, 2011, 6:41 am
Sisko is cool, Janeway isn't fit enough to polish Kirk's shoes never mind Picard's head, tough question tho
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:55 pm
Done that at the local STFC, it was epic
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:54 pm
easy stay in basement & order, pretend ur part of TMNT
Anima - July 24, 2011, 3:53 pm
Sorry no, Picard had the balls to become Locutus, Kirk took on Khan, and slept with half the galaxy's female residents. Yes Sisko was cool, but not as cool as Picard, Janeway just sucked
Cloudchaser - July 23, 2011, 1:15 am
Wanna have some fun? Go to a Star Trek forum, ask that question, and sit back with a tub of popcorn
Jalozyin - July 22, 2011, 5:35 pm
No, you forgot about Sisco, as well as Janeway! Janeway could kick both their asses any time.
Sean - July 22, 2011, 3:01 pm
If THAT'S your ultimate question, then you really ought to get a better ultimage question, such as: Table for one vs. stay in basement and order in?


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Rating: 4.44/5

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TOP 3 REASONS FOR NERD SUICIDE - 1. Destruction of Vulcan 2. Death of Optimus Prime 3. Red Ring of Death

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Rating: 3.79/5

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npayton08 - June 6, 2010, 6:15 pm
f*^&%$ a right bro
Anything - June 6, 2010, 2:19 pm
Oh no not Vulcan !




YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED - Resistance is Futile

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Rating: 2.29/5

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MashiMashi - January 4, 2012, 1:16 pm
Sign me up for that Assimilation thang!

The Final Frontier -

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Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - February 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Thank you. I used to run home from school every day to watch Star Trek... :(
MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:19 am
5 LLAP...both the character and the man will certainly be missed


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Rating: 4.68/5

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Donkasaurus - January 25, 2011, 12:11 am
Omfg hahah! I used to watch this at my babysitters when I was little. Reading Rainbow that is :/ haha.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2011, 11:43 pm
Worf is happy
jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:34 pm
LaForge got to them huh?

DESPITE KIRKS REPUTATION - It was Spock that bagged all the babes

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Rating: 3.95/5

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Rating: 3.75/5

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heathentod - May 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Love good Star Trek humor! :)

GOOD THING. BAD THING - Good: JJ. Abrams starship Enterprise have its own stash of beer. Bad: It's all Budweiser.

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Rating: 3.63/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 1, 2010, 1:58 am
By the time Star Trek happens, Budweiser will be long gone. I'll have a slice of Klingon Stout.
CANADA - January 31, 2010, 10:06 pm
In the words of our great MWLF "Budweiser is not a beer. It is the bottled tears of failed brewers."
ICEMAN - January 31, 2010, 9:57 pm
Fuck that clydesdale piss.

KLINGON WOMAN - Because VULCAN babes are a little to tame

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Rating: 3.62/5

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Bartimaeus - December 14, 2009, 9:39 pm
I have no idea what that is...but I want to fuck it. (A reference to another old show.)
ICEMAN - December 14, 2009, 8:59 pm

Q - you are not god! Blasphemy! You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you, or something

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Rating: 2.75/5

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WESLEY CRUSHER - The Absolute Most Annoying Whiny Cry-Baby Screw-Up To Ever Live In The Star Trek Universe

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Rating: 2.62/5

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steve1961 - February 19, 2013, 8:07 pm
Kirk would have beamed his @$$ into deep space...
trek - February 19, 2013, 7:56 pm
More specifically, performing on the bridge of Starfleet's flagship?
trek - February 19, 2013, 7:55 pm
While it is true that Wes was never anything more than a Mary Sue for the Great Bird of the Galaxy, it must be said that he wasn't completely that bad. After all, he did manage to be a semi-decent character. How many other kids do you see on starship?

NO BRAINER - Kirk rules, Picard drools.

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Rating: 2.55/5

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Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 12:01 pm
This is an example of how a poster can be really bad, and still be full of fail.
Derek - July 26, 2009, 7:33 pm
In my mind an example of how one can be very different, but just as good.

TELEPORTATION DANGERS - Coming to a future near you. Watch Out

ONE DOWN... - Two to go!

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Rating: 4.86/5

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Swampfox - May 22, 2014, 2:33 pm
Rudimentary tricorders are in use now. Archaeologist use them.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2012, 3:15 pm
I bow to your greater knowledge of things that won't get a person laid.
trek - March 21, 2012, 1:43 pm
It's a tricorder, not a med scaner. And someone has already found a way to replicate the communicator, so why not the tricorder?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 20, 2012, 12:46 pm
He's saying that we've already invented the communicator and now we need phasers and med scanners. I like star trek.......what of it?
axe11154 - March 20, 2012, 8:22 am
before I add 3 lions can some one tell me what its about so maybe I find a reason to 5 lion it?

OMG! - Yoko Ono is really George Takei! I'll never be able to look at Sulu the same way again...

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Rating: 4.64/5

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starryn8t - December 19, 2011, 1:41 pm
Yeppers his post he made when he added the picture to his facebook page is here, in case you haven't found it yet. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=319677271395066&set=a.223098324386295.105971.205344452828349&type=3&theater
RetiredUSNChief - December 19, 2011, 7:35 am
WAIT A MINNUTE! Are you saying George Takei not only LIKES my Motifake, but he posted it on his Facebook page?!?! This old Trekkie is honored! I gotta find is on his Facebook account, now...
starryn8t - December 3, 2011, 9:06 pm
Oh and his comment on the pic was "My secret is out. Oh myyyy!"
starryn8t - December 3, 2011, 9:05 pm
Yes I love having him on my facebook pages, every day he posts a funny pic and doesn't mind making fun of himself either.
RetiredUSNChief - December 3, 2011, 10:15 am
That's too funny! The man has a great sense of humor!
starryn8t - December 1, 2011, 10:33 pm
Yea old fake but George Takei just posted this pic in his facebook photos lol.
agdaniele - December 2, 2010, 8:04 pm
Dead on, jmac... through the roof.
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2010, 9:31 am
It should have said "OH MY!" instead of OMG. Excellent observation on any end.


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Rating: 3.9/5

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Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:35 pm

ok ok call me a trekkie but i loved this...5L's girl....nice!

MEN IN RED - Always die. No matter where they're from.

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Rating: 3.75/5

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STAR TREK COCKTAILS - Because NERDS can handle the taste beer

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Rating: 3.22/5

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CRaSH... - May 11, 2009, 3:08 pm
We most definitely do. I, myself, am a complete alcoholic, but most of the Trekkies I know keep to the wine coolers. Pansies.
Keane - April 27, 2009, 10:13 am
I didn't know Trekkie's drank.



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Rating: 2.75/5

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Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:59 am


WHAT'S THAT? - My Science Officer and CMO and navigator and Chief Engineer and helmsman are all cooler than me? Hahaha..Sorry, I mean, that I'm the Captain and coolest by default

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Rating: 2.67/5

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LENS FLARES - Wanna make look a franchise raping like a great movie? Just blind viewer's eyes with light, a lot of it.

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Rating: 2.05/5

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Zreiser - December 11, 2010, 8:11 pm
I can't even tell what it's supposed to say...
ThatGuy - February 4, 2010, 11:18 pm
Grammer fail...
Derek - January 28, 2010, 5:30 pm
Star Tack

Captain -

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Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 21, 2013, 12:49 pm
That's For Sure Try The Other Captain .

DRIVEN TO DRINK - I blame the green chick.

Sci-Fi Style -

prime directive -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 9, 2013, 10:23 am
I know! Lol, it's only Starfleet, like WTF?
falloutghoul - September 9, 2013, 7:24 am
Other civilizations might not have the prime directive.